The Nightly Headlines
Mendicant Streetlamps Resort to Theivery -- Brilliance Stolen from Midnight Stars
Sidereal Obscurity Proven to Cause Melancholia in Resident Girl
Local Girl Seen to Roam City Streets; Search for Invisible Celestial Bodies Continues
Poet Ponders Star-Related Mysteries
Writer Sublimates Issues of Loss, Loneliness
Scientists Study Effects of Starlight on Dreams -- Startling Evidence Uncovered
Local Girl Suffers from Nighttime Visions of Lycanthropy Inspired by the North Star
Daybreak Dispells Curious Convolutions in Resident Woman
Copyright © 2003 Andrea Roceal James