The Nightly Headlines

Mendicant Streetlamps Resort to Theivery -- Brilliance Stolen from Midnight Stars

Sidereal Obscurity Proven to Cause Melancholia in Resident Girl

Local Girl Seen to Roam City Streets; Search for Invisible Celestial Bodies Continues

Poet Ponders Star-Related Mysteries

Writer Sublimates Issues of Loss, Loneliness

Scientists Study Effects of Starlight on Dreams -- Startling Evidence Uncovered

Local Girl Suffers from Nighttime Visions of Lycanthropy Inspired by the North Star

Daybreak Dispells Curious Convolutions in Resident Woman